Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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