Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
its not stalking. its research.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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