Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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