would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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