omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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