Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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