Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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