yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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