This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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