I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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