hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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