But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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