So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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