I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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