She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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