that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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