Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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