Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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