1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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