Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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