idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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