When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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