So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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