glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
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That's how twitter works, right?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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