what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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