god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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