How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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