Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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