Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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