thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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