I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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