new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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