did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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