I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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