Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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