The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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