Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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