I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?