All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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