We're like a lot better than the average bears
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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