the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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