He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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