yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
