i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
high people should be assigned attendants
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
