his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize