Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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