Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(850): View more from Florida

It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part

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(347): View more from New York

Leave Me Alone

(573): View more from Missouri

At least least me cry on your voice mail

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(519): View more from Ontario

I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.

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(858): View more from California

I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though

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(718): View more from New York

I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"

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(216): View more from Ohio

i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control

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(541): View more from Oregon

I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?

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