found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.