wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
too bad you live with your parents still
i will never coherently bang her
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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