i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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