worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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