She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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