Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Porn is love you can see.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
