apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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